Life is just too short to eat boring desserts. So, I’m passing along my top-secret collection of dessert and cookie captions with quotes, puns and sayings for your next Instagram post. These will make your mouth water and your “likes” pile up. All the while, you’ll be adding a touch of humor to your feed (and getting all that adulation) with funny food captions to share on Instagram.
• Isn’t it the sweetest season of all? We’re celebrating the holidays with our newest seasonal Dessert Collection ☀🍂🍪
• Beautiful desserts and decadent things happen when you disconnect from your phone. Bubblegum candy dreams, #nomnom-able sundaes, and other sweet surprises await once you step away from that glowing screen 😻
• Taking a bite into this strawberry candy gives me the sugar rush I want for dessert.☀
• Every cupcake has a special place in my heart. Happy birthday @seanleaf
• Smoothie bowls are the perfect breakfast for a hot summer day. Try this tropical “recipe” from @onlinefoodblog
• Can’t beat the taste of an ice cream cookie sandwich. 🍪
• The sweet is as natural as the salty. 🍪
• Creamy spiced peanut butter ice cream with rich chocolate chips in the center is what dreams are made of.
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• I love my shorts, but I have to admit…you do look good in yours. 🏋 #SundayFunday #shirtless
• When life gives you lemons always make lemon juice and use it to make a zesty lemon cake.
• Life is delicious; we don’t need to diet. The key to a healthy body is moderation.
• “Once they know what you’re capable of – you have the world at your fingertips – they can never be something else.” – Craig Mullins
• In a world that’s constantly changing, it’s what we do when the world spins around us that really matters.
• Life begins when you decide to end it.
• The best revenge is massive dessert. 🍰 #delishcakes
• Never Say No To Dessert
• Help me celebrate this sweet season with you 🍂❤️😎
• The best thing about the holidays is the food and the people you love and yet, there’s no meat 🥗 meatless Mondays are upon us. It’s time to make new traditions with some of our favorite holiday eats—usually associated
• Finding that sweet spot of magic between sugar and spice ♡
• Winter is coming. – Cersei Lannister >>❤
• This is what it feels like to be full of #Insomnia. Many apologies for the length of time it took me to get this post up…🍦
• Now that it’s fall, what better time than to eat croissants and drink hot chocolate? ☀🍂
• Life is not what it used to be. Actually life would be a lot better if it was. 🥕🍪
• Life doesn’t have to be boring. Celebrate your hobbies and passions with a birthday cake from In The Bakehouse.
• The best part of cake is cake.
• This warm-weather matchup is just what you’re looking for to get your summertime taste on.
• “Our favorite moment of sleep was when our one-week old son slipped into the toddler bed. His tiny hands found our faces, kissed us all over, then cuddled in with his blanket. The sleepy movements were stilled but our hearts were
• You are young, you are free
• Tasty, healthy and delicious – a dessert caption to inspire recipes!
• Something sweet, guilt-free and great for you. #twistsugaraway #sugarfree #yourstash
• Say it with a dessert… #SweetOctane
• 🎆 Milkshake’s at @bakedbrioche_la 👌🍥
• Tasty strawberries 🥚
• A little chocolate goes a long way‼️
• Cookies 🍪🍥 Apple butter 😘🏃🍎 Maple syrup 🍿 Sour cream 😜 Cinnamon syrup 😜 Pumpkin pie 🍪🌿❄️
• Fresh fruit is always good, but fresh berries are amazing. This morning I had them for breakfast with some really simple almond butter halva 🍦🥪
• “Pie crust is easy to make and it makes a great, handy gift wrap.” _ _ _ _ _
• “Knowing that this cake is made by love. Knowing that you would give it to us, no matter what the results were. Knowing the history here where desert and celebration meet. It’s so sweet.” – Winona Ryder
• Treat yourself something sweet and refreshing with some down-home, island charm: share this post for an ‘I Belong Here’ inspired look.
• ♥ Life is food. ♥▶️
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• You’re going to make a lot of chocolate chip cookies this year.
• End of summer and beginning of fall.
• #sweetlife #itstimes #moment #dessert
• Nothing can stop your baked bliss in the kitchen with these refreshing refreshing french dessert milkshakes 🍦
• I love mixing savory with my favorite sweets, so I mixed up my summertime favorite with some BBQ pork 🥗🍃
• Share your sweet 🍪 recipes with #shakeitupICSWamperer. ☁————————-
• Make your mouth happy at The Cake Shop, where the fluffiest scones are dipped in homemade custard 🙌🏻Enjoy 🍪Or should I say ‘enjoy!’ 🍩
• A beautiful image is all it takes to make me desire your product; but the taste of those words alone will cause me to want to buy it and keep it next to my bed. – Katie L. Armentrout
• What’s better than chocolate? YOLO. 🍫
• “Intuitive? You have to give us credit: we’re in the food business.” 😜
• Nothing says fall like bites of chocolate and pumpkin spice.
• Sweetie where did you come from? I’ve been missing you all day. 🍪
• Sometimes, all you need is a few pieces of what you love to make your day brighter…
• Life is like one giant slice of chocolate cake and the only thing that changes is where we’re sitting when we eat it.
• The only way to toast the cup is to lovingly dunk it in your mouth, and then back into the cup.
• Life is just too short to be anything but authentic.
• We’re in the thick of the holidays and we know you want to celebrate them in style! We’ve pulled together some dessert ideas just for you —photos of deliciously yummy desserts anyone would be proud to post, anytime.
• Some things are better than store-bought. #pistachio #dessert #fresh #homemade #vegan
• Making an impression with our ice cream and cookie blurbs 🥨
• There’s no wrong time for frozen yogurt and we’re bringing it to life by serving it on a cold, winter night 🍦
• TOASTED is a ‘toast’ of a book with the best quotes, essays, poems and prose by #ValerieDonnelly. It includes her beautiful original watercolor paintings on fine paper @ValerieDonnelly 🤓
• No matter how many times you’ve shared a piece of chocolate with someone else, taste it again for yourself with this special bite featured in our candy apple variety, available exclusively at @fresnocoastkitchen 🍎
• Cake It To ‘Em. #cakeday2016 #cakeoftheday
• Hazelnut Cheesecake With Raspberry Coulis, Blossoms & Icing
• There’s no better time than now to celebrate all of your favorite things. ☀️
• You should make your dog the cutest sandwich ever and add 🙌🏼
• I bet there’s nothing better than waking up to a fresh brewed cup ☕️
• Are you ready to celebrate? 🍪🍦
• When you feel like giving up ice cream today, remember this quote: “If I’d had more ambition and less patience, I’d probably be President.” – Groucho Marx
• ♫Music is food for the soul. So don’t let anyone tell you what you can or can’t eat. I’m eating this cookie. Wanna come over and eat it with me? ♫
• My husband and I say the same thing every year, as we open our bags of goodies: “Do you think we should eat all this?”
• The sweet treat of your choice with a funny funny quote 🍩❤️
• Stop the snacking and indulge every day with your to-go cup of pineapple upside down cake.🍥
• #DessertEscape
• #Sweet_nothingsycarou Tweet! Take care of yourself (and others) in the best way possible. Invest in your mental health for daily happiness and well-being. #quotesquotestolivequotewith
• A double shot of espresso and a chocolate chip cookie, with a dash of sunshine ☀🍂
• Let’s get the summer sips in, so we can fit in some cold desserts during the rest of the year. 😊
• Take a bite out of life and life out of you…And tell us your food 🍎 stories. #bitingbite
• Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get~
• A nod to our favorite things. 🍩
• Happy Chirstmas! I’ll be sharing these yummy desserts with you all on social media and in person. But they deserve a special shout-out today w/some German Christmas Carols 🎼
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• The sweetest compliment one can receive is when the person you are celebrating with says, “I love it!”
• This is the secret to celebrating every season. It’s all about balance.
• Tonight is not a good night to get fancy… tomorrow is.
• This quote is filled with dire seriousness right now….
• Cute ice cream captions are great for so many reasons! They inspire creativity, they’re quick, and they can be used to create vivid photos that don’t require a lot of work!
• Take a bite out of this Dessert Day! ✌
• There’s a secret to a great piece of cake…. #cake #cakes #holiday #foodie #picnic #foodiegram #instaflavour #instagood #instafoodie #dessertgram
• The Pastry Chef at Aubergine has no idea that this savory pie is better than it sounds 🥯
• No need to live life in 1 month increments. Make everything taste good, feel good and look good! ☀ #GoodVibesOnly 🍦
• A dry-erase note on your fridge for you to stay focused on your goals #someday #noticeboard #quotefriday #quotesforinstagram #quotationoftheday #quotestory #listoft
• I hope all of you out there are having a deliciously sweet Monday. Stay sweet, friends 🍪
• Find your midday sugar sweet bliss. We do it all, you guys #afternoonsweetness
• I don’t want to waste my life. I want to eat dessert every minute of it. -Eleanor Roosevelt
• The simplest things in life are often the most extraordinary. #tasty #perfections #sundayfunday #photoshoot #cute
• It’s much more than just something sweet to taste, it’s also a chance to share the warmth of your heart with someone who means a lot. #SundayFunday
• “A plate of food is a delicate balance between all of the family members present. As the chefs, we ask for a little bit of everything, and ultimately we have our own idea of what perfect looks like – but even so everyone has their personal
• This year’s already ticking loud. Be sure to savor every moment🍪
• Cupcakes are just tiny cupcakes, who’d have thunk it?
• Testing preparation with a hint of things to come…
• Instagram Captions for Dessert with Instagram Quotes
• No one can make you feel inferior without your permission. ~Eleanor Roosevelt #dessert #quotes #inspirationalquotes #inspirationalquots
• Add a little sugar to your life but realize there’s more sweetness to come😊
• Kill the mood with something sweet 🍪
• Nothing says summer like a plate of coconut shrimp. #CoconutShrimp #Gorgeous #Delicious #ChiliPadFromChiliPridePride
• The best part of being in the kitchen is sharing your creations with friends. ✨🍪
• ∞♡ @lilys.uxcoffee
• 🍧🏓 A tropical taste of summer with the seasonal fruit of pineapple slices.
• Not a fan of pumpkin spice? In this moment that tastes like fall, the only thing that matters is the sugar.
• A few … scoops of frosting & whipped cream.
• The greatest “dessert” of all is friendship, deep heartfelt friendships.
• #SundayFunday is for the kids. 🤣
• You cannot escape the force of your sweet tooth.
• “Always leave someone better than you found them.” -Tommy Emmanuel
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• Raspberry crumble by @realdepartpour #realpart #flavors #autumn #fall #candy #dessert #pastry #pumpkinpatch A photo posted by Pastry/Bakery @dscooper3
• A cake is a gift. Every layer of moist sweetness… Its texture… The tangy notes in the frosting. All these things add up to pure bliss #cake #dessert #spring #sundayfunday
• “I love when cake pops betray your secret desire for a rainbow!” – @amysamimi_
• There are no rules in the kitchen. You can be as sweet or as sour as you want to be.☀️ #nofilter
• Get Fresh. Get Delicious. Get GLOWING.” – GlowOn
• Baked for you by experts turning out the very best in desserts.
• Smashing, delightful, joyous, deliciously satisfying, delicious. Happy Tranversing 🎂✨
• In wintry weather, remind yourself that it’s okay to be sad because you’re a human being and you’re alive with this sweet treat for when harsh weather becomes too much.
– Mara @FreshlyMadeNuts- –
• This fall, makes us apprehensive of a warm bowl of hot pudding a la mode. 🍭
• “Blow up your life like a balloon. Then let it go (and don’t look back)” -Vanessa Carlton #explore #passion #livelife #universe #inspire #moments #disney
• 👉Reading through the words of happiness, very much so good to know we’ve got each other. 🍰
• You know what they say about baking – it’s the best therapy. ~Vilma Hersch
• Don’t worry about a thing, ‘cause every little thing’s gonna be alright. 🍪