Funny captions for birds photos: Some things are best not brought up in public, and some jokes can wait for a better moment. We’ve had the good fortune of living with birds in our home for many years. During that time one, or more, or all, have found (eeevveeerrrryyyy weeeeerrrrrrrrsss) photos posted in social media and the like and decided to have their opinion heard. Actually scratch that — create their own little snapshot of hilarity! With our more than 40-years’ combined experience in photography (hobbyist & professional), we surely have memories worth sharing, and without further ado (and I mean it) — here are the funniest tasteless bird captions ever written!
• When you just can’t take the cuteness anymore. #funnybirdscaptions
• I don’t mean to brag but I majored in “how to cut your friends’ grass” and I did a practicum at the local bird sanctuary. #wonthembraves
• Let’s be honest, I’ve got the most fed-looking birds on Park Avenue 🐦😂 #StarbucksTeaIsForLife
• No caption needed 😜
• A good name for a pet product kit that helps to keep your house tidy
• 🍼 Ignore me, I’m just a social parrot dressed up as an Englishman in the 18th century 🐦
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• How did the pigeon get in my apartment?
• If a tree falls in an [insert country where you are advertising] forest and no [your product], does it make a sound?
• How do birds pump up their breasts like that? I need a larger sweater 😍😂
• When your girlfriend sees you on the news & says “I slept with a celebrity!”. It’s just me. Thanks for all the love! ps… Don’t tell her I’m using the wrong hand, ok?
• This mountain climber tried to conquer Mt. Everest twice, but both times faced with a puffin invasion. He just gave up until his next attempt, and he can’t wait to try again!
• If you were a kiwi, you’d be fruitier. #bettertogether
• “I don’t make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts.” – William Jennings Bryan.
• Just a short drive from your house. #NationalBirdDay #LoonaticsOnTheLoose
• The cutest birds, such as Poodles.
• Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion or just having a fun day with friends, send a little love with our new Birdie Greeting Cards.
• My wife thinks that I just have bird nesting in me. But she was way off. It’s actually a penguin.
• Birds of a feather crash together.
• You know the feeling you get when your barista writes “Happy Birthday” in chocolate syrup on your drink? That’s how I feel every time I see a woodpecker.
• Best of friends. Best buds. BFFs. Mush buddies. Roomies. Roommates (and lovers). Teammates. And friends with an extra dose of wit, spunk and sass thrown in for good measure 😂😘
• Hi I’m in ur garden, like my new perch? #birdsofinstagram
• My boyfriend got me a cage for our one-month anniversary…so I guess that’s a thing now.
• A sleep-inspired drool decal that comes in the shape of a tiny panda. 😴 #ImSleepy
• When ya like someone but they’re taken and yer still hangin’ around anyway…
• Everyone needs a copy editor! ___________________
• That moment when you’re like, you know what? I’m over this rabbit hole.
• Life is a waste of time, but love makes time worth it. – E.E Cummings
• 🦉 Clap 👏 if you 👏 love 👏 birds 👏 #birfday
• Love your job every day. Use these cute birdies as a reminder to do the best work of your life to make the world a place you want to live.
• Turns out, you’re pretty funny when you speak in tongues.
• Even the smallest details make all the difference. Happy tail day ☺♀️💅 ▫️ #bourgeibirds #25komodomudodo
• 😏 a photo is worth 1000 words, but a pug is priceless.
• How can I make you feel like the most special man in the world…by being exactly who I am. #CrazyCrazyForYou
• Having a BLAST with Kiki on our back deck this afternoon. Have a great weekend! 🐦
• 👀 🐦 #wegotbirds
• Fall. Repeat #birdsofinstagram #mammut #youcandoit @mammut
• Never laugh at live dragons. You won’t live to find the joke funny.
• Okay, we aren’t exactly birds of a feather but I can see why you’d want to fly with these #funtimes next time you are feeling an adventure coming on!
• I’m not a big fan of selfies but I still want to be part of this
• Feeling a fall flannel weather vibe.
• Real men eat quiche.
• Hello, fine friends. We’ve got good news for people who want to see lots and lots of birds on Instagram: You’ll never run out of posts to follow.
• I’m a bird-tee novice, but this is what I’ve gathered—it’s an awesome trend. Do you bird? Are you all about the tee life?
• This is an actual parrot photographed on vacation in a boat and can’t go for a swim. Upon seeing the boat she screeched “No swimming, no swimming!” (Now she knows how I feel.) #props
• If you haven’t heard, we’re having a huge sale on our designer parakeets. Find them in our aviary!
• Happy #NationalBirdDay! Did you know this little guy is a #ballerina now? 🤸🏻♂️💃🏼#AudiencesLoveTheatre
• How to tell if you are a detective: You instinctively know there are two things wrong with this picture.
• OMG, THAT IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I’VE EVER SEEN.
• Funny Captions for Birds Photos: Quirky Quotes, Funny Memes, and Cute Captions to Instantly Make Your Photos Hilarious #
• Cute Caption for pets to get more likes.
• Making birdwatching more fun than ever. #birding
• Last week it took four birdies, but the week before that, it took six. This week? Watch out. I’m peaking.
• No birds were harmed in the making of this photo.
• It’s the height of ambition when a boy raises a bird in the hopes that it will one day fly away… – Tom Robbins
• A calming view of orange and red 🍊🍎 The Northwest’s fall foliage is on 🔥 this week.
• This cute little bird couldn’t stop looking at me even when I was walking. It’s like they are trying to figure out what we are all about.
• Every birdie needs a good house…turns out this bird needs dog houses. 😳
• Always give your pet bird a fresh supply of food and water every day. They deserve it. ☺️
• I’m really sad that this picture of me and the birds is blurry…But whatever, you’ll get the idea. They’re my pets.
• Nope, that’s not a flying piece of pizza. That’s a Common Loon! They hold the title of the state bird in Minnesota and aren’t easily deterred by the presence of humans – not unlike some
• I wonder what the neighbors think‾‾ #MrPeck ##
• I’ve got this #beatbox thing down. #talentless
• These Instagram captions for birds photos are clever and funny
• So many feelings all at once. Thank you for the beautiful gift 🌿 #birdsofinstagram http://ift.tt/2v0R1cG
• Your taste buds are always traveling. Explore new flavors with this tantalizing report from Northern Thailand: Coconut Curry Chicken and Shrimp (Photo credit: @kevins_khao_suay). #BirdsEyeView
• When is the best time to visit our Florida parks? All year long! 😃 _ Find your happy place at one of our beautiful state parks, including Big Cypress @❤️ 🌲
• So what’s up, this is the post where I tell you what I’ve been working on 😝 It started as just a crazy idea for an app and turned into loads of fun and lots to learn.
• If you have two or more, they can live in a cage with no room left over for people.”
• Ain’t nothing like a fresh pot of coffee on a weekday morning. …or any other time of day!
• Feeding and watering your garden can be a lot of work! The birds can help.
• It’s time to wake up and smell the coffee. Good morning funsters! 😅
• In 100 years we’ll look back and marvel at what a bunch of animals we were. 🦉🐟🐠
• If you hang around here long enough, just as sure as God makes little green apples , them turkeys are going to get plump!
• If you’re reading this while drinking Starbucks: Thanks. If you’re reading this while not drinking Starbucks, thanks anyway.
• Don’t judge us, we love blue cookies. And Jack Skellington. And Zimas. And Mom.
• Every day is a good hair day. Why fix it if it isn’t broke#iconiccovers
• To all the great kiwis out there (and kiwi lovers) 🥝 #birds #gofish #wefie
• Because dogs we can joke with. Cats, not so much._ 😣
• When you’re drunk and need a nap, because not enough people use the word ‘drunkle’ in their tweets. #ineednap
• maybe if you get out of my way and let me see them i’ll let you fly home in one piece.
• When your work friends are visiting and you need to share this deal right away. 😍❤️✈️🚀
• We do the 🐦’s and you do the 🍰’s. See the whole collection of #Beanstagrams on our website! #🐦 #💯 Beantown
• Hello there. Your house is so lovely. Are you selling it? 😌
• I’m not a turkey, I’m your new boss.
• You can’t spell his name without HER. Happy Mother’s Day from the ―Ivanka Trump Family. Ӿ
• Well if this isn’t the little pumpkin 🎃 that could …
• This guy! 🤣
• Yes, yes. All of this can be yours—just tag a friend in the comments below who you’re doing life with. #onelove
• Dying over my new favorite coffee mug for sipping pumpkin spice lattes and watching the leaves change 🍂☕️
• When all else fails, yak just might work. ››› Photo by @clomzyq
• A hilarious caption for bird photos
• If you’re a bird lover, or just love birds 🐦#whattheflock #neighprofessor #nypdprobz
• When you are a bird, this is what it looks like to be in love 😍 @papasanbudgie #beaktoobirds #arielandariel
• It is my #nature to be #treehugging 😜☀ #catcaptions
• You can’t outsmart a squirrel. They’re always one step ahead of the game. Oh, you hid those nuts in a secret spot? They hide them somewhere else. You flipped over that log? The squirrel hid them under another log. You
• You are very important and the world would be a starved, empty place without you. Thank you for your hard work.
• Every morning I wake up and feel like a brand new day, and learn a new way to chirp. 🎶
• It’s National Bird Watching Week. So many birds, so little time 🎞 (unless you’re Ani from @wildlifeincharge )
• Because you’ll never look at your pet gerbil, Fluffy, the same way again. 🐹 #animalcaptions
• Just doing my part to encourage the proliferation of cute animals on Instagram. 😻
• This is Liza and Chichi. I think there’s a penguin on their roof. And, yeah that’s my mom’s hat. pic.twitter.com/0nxwhJmbgR
• Ain’t no party like a parrot head party ’cause a parrot head party don’t stop. 🎉
• That face when you notice your name on the @starbucks cup. #starbucksnames
• Ssssh! Don’t tell anyone, but these birds are secretly studying for their next exam. Good thing the library is open late!
• No but seriously, there are gliders at the bottom of my pool. They have a better life than me. And they poop in my pool. I’ve had it up to bird with them. It’s only been three times
• Hello there birdie!
• Sometimes you just need to stop and smell the roses. Because the birds are so entertaining, aren’t they?
• Giving a flying squirrel a run for its money.
• Did you know? Our feathered friends are in the comfort business. ❤
• The holidays are here and decorations are being unwrapped. A little bird told us our customers love @HaikuLights. Check them out #twiglife
• You know you’re a bird watcher if you feel really anxious when there are no birds around. When was the last time you saw a kestrel? Why do they always head South for the winter? Where will I go without our
• Bird, please—no matter what you do out there ( or in here! ) we’ve got your back. 🐦🛎🍂
• “What do these Pinterest pins make for dinner?” asks no one ever.
• When you get to feed the squirrels, and they start hanging on your finger like it’s a snack. 🐿 😊
• Some days you’re the pigeon, and some days the statue. #instagood
• When you give a girl the right amount of attention, she’ll drop everything to do it.” ― Austin Powers #funny #quotes
• I’m a complicated bird with many personalities. Also, I’m a dog. 😼
• What kind of bird are you?” is a cute game to play with your birdie friends. Make up silly names, give each other discounts “half off at the bird store”…who knows where things could lead! 😉
• Hello good morning to you! How are you?! Have a great day!”
• I’m no bird, but I can definitely get behind this place. It’s exactly what I look for: Cool, low-key, and not too cute. – New York Times Style Magazine
• Awww…this is the baby duck at the bottom of my pool. I told you all these babies should be under supervision! He is the cutest thing ever #ducklife
• My husband got to work at 7 and I get to stay home with the kids. Not sure who’s luckier 🙃
• Not my beautiful house … not my beautiful wife. And yet, here I am … Mmm-hmm!
• My name is Paddington and I like marmalade.